Category: Dating and Relationships
Ok, let's hear them. This should be interesting.
Ever wondered what it would be like to have a zillion points? (No, I haven't used this. I couldn't resist posting.)
The one I had was from a user on this site. I can't remember his name. I posted that I was looking for a woman on the singles board and got the reply, "I'm a lezbian trapped in a man's body" to which I replied "Outch!" Ok, that's me done.
Ok, one of my personal un-favorites. "I think my guide dog would like to spend the night on the couch next to your guide dog." give me a break. I guess it's the blind verssion of, "I think I know who's purse will be spending the night on the coffee table."
I've heard this 1. That's a nice dress let me help you out of it.
I 've had this 1 from a nauseating Gay fella.
Can I buy you a drink, to which I replied.
No but I'll gladly take the money.
Want my flesh cane in one end, and my white cane in the other? It's never worked for me, I wonder why.
lol, i was at a club and some guy walked up to me and asked what a hot chick like me is doing carrying around a golf club. i just looked at him like he was stupid and told him it was to club off guys like him.. heheheheh smiles
Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day. Got that a couple times and
I like that sweater, but it'd look even better on my bedroom floor...so gay.
Somebody call heaven, they must have an angel missing. I hate that one. Someone used that on my friend Kait once and I responded with, "Yeah, but I'm her celestial bodyguard so get lost earth-dwelling pig man."
lol, there's always the standard, and used on me once...
"So do you wanna go to the dance?"
"Sure."
"So that means we're going out... right?"
Oy vay.
Redneck Man's pick up lines
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,.......................every time I
think of it my nuts tighten up.
lol thaught these were some good ones. hehehe smiles
Shea
rofl, great
The guy says, "excuse me, do you mind if I check something?"
"no sure go ahead"
He looks behind her ear and says, "Just as I thought, made in heaven"
Well, this wasn't used on me, it was used on a girl I work with...this girl's married by the way. A guy came up to her in the club and said, "I think I stole your mother's pokie machine" She said to him, "My mother isn't here" Then he said, "Well do you want to come help me play it?
Man: "Do you have any African in you?"
Woman: "No."
Man: "Would you like some?"
The made in heaven one was sort of cute, lame, corny, but sort of almost cute. That last one was terrible. Which means for the purpose of the board topic, that it was great.
The one that I got used on me the other day almost got the guy killed. He came up, grabbed my ass, and said, "Excuse me, I think you dropped a piece of that sexy ass"
here's a couple i have heard, i have never used them i swear!
you remind me of a prize winning fish, i cant decide whether to mount ya or eat ya!
legs is the word of the day, whattya say we go back to my place and spread the word.
i like that one, from the rednecks, if your gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep till afternoon lmao!
roflmao, those were great.
yeah those red neck ones were great lmao
Lol I like some of those! :) haha .. had heard the legs one before.
no pickup lines for me!I just dcome straight out and say it! "yeh, I like ya man" and wait, and sometimes I wait some more! Lol hahaha
I was going to ask you to dinner but it looks like you've already eaten
Ouch.
Man: do you sleep on your stomach?
Woman: no.
Man: well, can I?
Man: wanna ride?
Woman: no no really.
Man: well, would you mind lying down so I can have one instead?
Man: bet I can make your boobs move just by looking at them for 30 seconds!
Woman: bet you can't.
Man: all right then, the loser has to buy the drinks, all right?
Woman: all right then.
Man stares at woman's boobs for 30 seconds. nothing happens.
Man: ah well, guess i'll have to buy you a drink then. come on.
I know a lot of those pick up lines. They said they were sincere when they said those lines, but i don't know. I'll name a few pick up lines that were used on me
"you stole my heart, i don't want it back."
"Any guy would kill just to be with you."
"your close to my heart."
and a lot more... thats the only thing i remembered. lolz hahaha
How about "I would be honored to kiss your feet." He doesn't mean it this way, but it does remind me of Jesus and holiness.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you a second time?"
I've never used that, but I want to just to see the reaction I would get.
hahaha, I love the redneck ones. lol. But my TVI told me when she was going to college, she went to this club and met this guy and she told him she was studying to become a teacher for blind kids, the guy told her, "What a shame, they won't be able to see how pretty you are." hahaha, I thought that was so retardedly stupid of that guy. lmao